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		<title>This guy is a fireman now!</title>
		<link>http://elephantpilot.com/2010/05/this-guy-is-a-fireman-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 15:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and that&#8217;s Jesus in the back.</p>
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		<title>Jury Duty</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 20:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ELEPHANTPILOT™</dc:creator>
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		<title>Bitery/Flattery</title>
		<link>http://elephantpilot.com/2009/11/biteryflattery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ELEPHANTPILOT™</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some recent &#8216;bitery&#8217; was just brought to my attention today. Since I have been out of work with a small bike injury, I&#8217;ve decided to re-post this sincere art of flattery on here. but rather then just repeat what my boy MR.Tibbs has already written so well, i will just go ahead and link you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some recent &#8216;bitery&#8217; was just brought to my attention today. Since I have been out of work with a small bike injury, I&#8217;ve decided to re-post this sincere art of flattery on here. but rather then just repeat what my boy MR.Tibbs has already written so well, i will just go ahead and link you back to it.</p>
<p><a class="alignleft" href="http://theycallmemrtibbs.com/2009/11/05/bon-jovi-is-full-of-irony/" target="_blank">Mr.Tibbs&#8217; og post here|~</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-191" title="Picture 2" src="http://elephantpilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Picture-2.png" alt="Picture 2" width="450" height="559" /></p>
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		<title>Punching babies in the Face!</title>
		<link>http://elephantpilot.com/2008/08/punching-babies-in-the-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:17:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s been a minute since I&#8217;ve had the opportunity to update, so it&#8217;s rather unfortunate that this post has to be one of negative nature.
I finally got around to takign my front wheel of my road bike into the shop where i had initially purchased  it from, in order to get to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it&#8217;s been a minute since I&#8217;ve had the opportunity to update, so it&#8217;s rather unfortunate that this post has to be one of negative nature.</p>
<p>I finally got around to takign my front wheel of my road bike into the shop where i had initially purchased  it from, in order to get to the bottom of my leak isssue, which begun a month after i had made the purchase.</p>
<p>Here is my review of the <a href="http://losangeles.citysearch.com/profile/map/37883737/los_angeles_ca/l_a_bicycles.html" target="_blank">L A Bicycles, 3219 S Hoover St                 Los Angeles, CA 900</a></p>
<p>as I wrote it in Yelp and also City Search.</p>
<p>THE WORST EXPERIENCE EVER!!!!!!!<br />
You know that feeling you get that just makes you want to punch babies in the Face!, well replace the baby with this Shop owner and that&#8217;s pretty much it.<br />
If you cycle Do NOT go here. From the get-go the lady at the counter(probably the owner) was a total bitch.<br />
I had purchased a set of track wheels for my road bike about 6 months ago from them, and it was a ok deal, and at the time they seemed cool.</p>
<p>When i came back to figure out my leak problem, i wished i never bought the wheels from them to begin with.<br />
Right off the bat i could tell that she wasn&#8217;t having a good morning, so i was as mellow and civil about my question as possible, before i could finish telling her what i was there for, she interrupted me with &#8220;Oh looks like you got hit by someone..&#8221; and throws me this attitude as if this is last thing she ever wanted &#8216;a repeat customer&#8217;.</p>
<p>Not only is the service terrible but it seemed like everyone at the shop was running at 100% total incompetency. After storming off to the back to explain in Spanish the problem to one of the coworkers, she begins to yell at me about how someone had drilled a hole in my wheel through the stem hole, in order to fit a different tube stem &amp; , and why i didn&#8217;t come straight to them instead of going to my LOCAL shop,which is hell of alot closer then USC.If indeed that was the case, then the guys at my local shop were doing that in order to SMOOTH out the hole from any sharp surfaces, not  making the hole larger: the leak was a problem a month after i bought the wheels to begin with).</p>
<p>NO solution to my problem, just attitude and blame ( love that customer service!). Even the hipsters at Orange 20 are more sociable.<br />
After questioning her attitude, i quickly realized that the best solution for me was to just leave.<br />
Who ever wrote that &#8220;it&#8217;s always friendly &#8221; review, must have been smoking so much crack when they walked into that shop that even peices of poo seemed to be delightful.&#8211; F that. Do yourself a favor and headover to the Bicycle kitchen, where people don&#8217;t treat you like poop.</p>
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		<title>Dirty Hollywood</title>
		<link>http://elephantpilot.com/2008/03/dirty-hollywood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
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just experienced the epidomy of living in Hollywood. If anyone not from Los Angeles ever asks you what Hollywood is really like, well this experience could easily be the most accurate example.
On my bike home from work, which usually involves me riding down Fountain Ave. to Bronson, where there is a large and very old [...]]]></description>
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<p>just experienced the epidomy of living in Hollywood. If anyone not from Los Angeles ever asks you what Hollywood is really like, well this experience could easily be the most accurate example.</p>
<p>On my bike home from work, which usually involves me riding down Fountain Ave. to Bronson, where there is a large and very old middle school, on the corner, i make my turn ( with out coming to a complete stop at the stop sign), &amp; noticed the newly set up Movie set at the school, which is scheduled to be there for about a week. I also notice about 20 &#8220;shady&#8221; looking neighborhood men and women, lined up against the fence of a very well known neighborhood <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;hs=Jnz&amp;resnum=0&amp;q=bronson+%26+fountain+ave%5D&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;sa=N&amp;tab=wl" target="_blank">Tranny-whore-house</a>, soroiunded by an entourage of LA&#8217;s finest. I quickly put my bike away and grab Frankie ( perfect cover for a neighborhood snoop walk), and w make our way towards the movie set. The movie set in fact turns out to be just that, however the 20 shady looking characters were in fact Trany/tweeker/whores, who were getting raided. As I stood there with the rest of the PA&#8217;s on the set, I couldt help to think how ironic this whole situation was. The Huge,Tattooed Sleeved PA dudes, thought it was rather amusing as well, and kept pointing out the different Tranys and their ridiculous attire.</p>
<p>Sorry no in action  pics, forgot my camera.</p>
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		<title>CLOSE ENOUGH</title>
		<link>http://elephantpilot.com/2008/01/close-enough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bad News:
Good News: YEA!!!!!!!! Cops found my bike, in one piece!&#8230;..In &#8230;.La Puente&#8230;.WTF!!!! Looks like I&#8217;ll be trecking out to La Puente tomorrow morning to see what the bored youth of suburban  City Of Industry, have done to my precious.
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<p>Good News: YEA!!!!!!!! Cops found my bike, in one piece!&#8230;..In &#8230;.La Puente&#8230;.WTF!!!! Looks like I&#8217;ll be trecking out to La Puente tomorrow morning to see what the bored youth of suburban  City Of Industry, have done to my precious.</p>
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		<title>Santa Stole My Bike</title>
		<link>http://elephantpilot.com/2007/12/santa-stole-my-bike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 21:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when I was getting to like Hollywood, Wednesday night my motorcycle disappeared in front of my apt. I figure my extend of motorcycle ownership is only 6-7 months, after that something usually goes wrong. I had a brand new, red Suzuki for about 7 months, then some douchebag decided to pullout in front of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just when I was getting to like Hollywood, Wednesday night my motorcycle disappeared in front of my apt. I figure my extend of motorcycle ownership is only 6-7 months, after that something usually goes wrong. I had a brand new, red Suzuki for about 7 months, then some douchebag decided to pullout in front of me causing me to lay it down. Is it fate? Am I really destined to NOT ever be on a bike. Are these signs from a higher being telling me to NOT ride&gt;? Nah, just a sign to maybe this time pick up a shiny <a href="http://www.ducati.com/ducatiworld/fun/index_wallpaper.jhtml?category=2008+Superbike" title="thats the one!!;)" target="_blank">Ducati</a>,&#8230;..mhhhhhh. nice.</p>
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